S1Ep6: Stolen

Friends Ilene and Michelle craft songs with their cookie-powered minds.

This week we discuss favorite performance styles, shoplifting, and gift-wrapping.

This week's prompt: Something you had that was stolen

  • Ilene's Song: My Chocolate Chip Cookie to Enjoy

  • Michelle's Song: Walgreens

  • Friendship Song: High Tide

Lyrics

  • By: Ilene

    I’ve got a cookie, it’s made just for me

    I’m gonna save it til the bell sets me free

    Just twenty minutes and then I will have

    My chocolate chip cookie to enjoy.

    But while I wait I can finish my math test

    To have a cookie waiting for me is the best

    When I am finished I will truly deserve

    My chocolate chip cookie to enjoy.

    I’m almost finished and then I hear the bell

    When up jumps Wes Bates like a bat out of hell

    He glides across my desk into the hall and I see he has

    My chocolate chip cookie to enjoy

    Now I live in Redmond and there's nothing I like more

    Than baking on an afternoon after I’ve finished chores

    Developing delicious recipes I’ll always have

    My chocolate chip cookie to enjoy.

  • By: Michelle

    I think I stole your sunscreen

    So sorry about that

    My bad

    I went up to the counter

    With too many electrolytes

    Oh no

    Where is the barcode

    So you walkie talkie her

    She walkie talkies you

    You typie lookie lookie typie

    Then she walkies over to talkie with you

    She's sorry you're sorry I'm sorry

    The five people in line behind they mind

    Though they say they don't

    Ma'am we don't sell this product

    In boxes this big

    Our bad

    We forgot to take them out of the box

    So you rip open the box

    And take all of them all out

    Which ruins my whole plan of buying

    Them all nicely in a big box

    You ask how many I want

    All of them, obviously?

    So you put them back into the ripped box (sigh)

    The screen shows me my total

    I pay in a rush

    So embarrassing I can't help but blush

    I'm sorry, you're sorry, I'm sorry

    Now ten people in line behind they mind

    Though they say they don't

    Wait I not sure that you scanned them

    My entire collection of things

    Your bad

    oops

    Cuz 48 dollars just seemes too cheap

    For 80 salt drinks and two sunscreens and hydrocortisone cream

  • By: Michelle and Ilene

    Out on the sand 

    Right by the ocean

    I took your hand

    And said let's build this together


    We dug a mote to save our love

    But we are living on the edge


    The ti-ide is coming in

    lift up this castle of sand

    I–I  cant save it all

    it falls apart in my hands

    We weathered the storm

    Kept us safe in the bubble

    Got too close to the shore

    And now we’re in trouble

    We were reckless specks of sand

    Drowning in the universe


    The tide is coming in

    lift up this castle of sand

    I cant save it all

    it falls apart in my hands


    Apart in (the?/my?) hands

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